President Obama takes shots at Republicans, the media and himself at the final White House Correspondents Dinner of his presidency. Or as he put it "It is an honor to be here at my last—and perhaps the last—White House Correspondents Dinner."
Some other one liners from Obama:
"8 years ago, I said it was time to change the tone of our politics. In hindsight, I clearly should have been more specific."
"I love Joe Biden" "I just want to thank him for being a great friend" "For not shooting anybody in the face”
"Next year someone else will be standing here. It’s anyone’s guess who she will be”
On the GOP presidential candidates: “Some candidates aren’t polling high enough to qualify for their own joke tonight.”
On Ted Cruz’ gaff of calling a basketball hoop a ring “and I’m the foreign one.”
On Donald Trump he said he would be good at closing Guantanamo because he has experience of “running waterfront properties into the ground.”